For the month of August.

Well, as for the holidays... They sucked. Shit. Ass. It's a crime for it to be this boring now like srsly. Did you guys go out anywhere? That's greattttt. I, on the other hand, is stuck at either my house/Xan's house/tuition during the whole duration of my holidays.

Today, hopefully, I can go out.

Like, out out.

Like, going to Border's and buying a couple of manga there because I am horribly, horribly lacking in new yaoi manga.

On the other hand, I had a sudden epiphany to cosplay as Finn the Gardener from Kuroshitsuji because he's cute like that. xD; But I need a blond wig. Short, choppy cut. Anyone can order for me? I'll pay you back, I promise. I'm just too lazy to ask my parents for me, or god forbid, order it myself. YOU ALL KNOW HOW SHY I AM. STFU, YOU THERE IN THE BACKGROUND WHO'S LAUGHING HIS HEAD OFF. YES, YOU.

So yeah. Please do this and I will love you like shit. 8D

By the way, we're already halfway through Fatal Frame 3!!! :D Smile smile. At least it's getting creepier. And, we get to play Kei Amakura. 8D He's so woobly. SO, so gay. No man can ever walk that slow and call himself straight. Or run that slow, for that matter.

Will post more after this.

Labels: gaming, kuroshitsuji, snippet

There you go. LITTLE KIDS IN URBAN CLOTHES WTF.

First off, this game pits urban 20-something-year-olds against each other in a battle of I Kill You, You Kill Me sort of Death Matches. Of course there's Team ones... But who ever liked being confined to one particular group anyway? :D I picked Death Match. It's a One-Against-All thing. The first minute you step inside there you immediately get shot. Unless if you don't lag, you might survive. And there's also the slight problem of the spawn points being fucking everywhere, and that means you have to watch your freaking back at all times.


It doesn't help that everytime they spawn, they get a three second invincibility which sucks a lot especially if you're on a kiling spree and they appear out of nowhere and then you get shot down.

Of course, the game's still new, and it's made by Chinese Developers (that means the radio commands are voiced in some chinese dialect, but never fear, the game's in English but not necessarily the Queen's English) and it's new, so it means that they only have a few maps. Oh well. And Death Match can only take place in one map. Poo.

AND YOU KNOW WHAT, THEY DANCE. TO RESTORE HEALTH. YOU SHOULD SEE THEM DANCE. IT AIN'T BREAK DANCING. IT IS CALLED THE JELLY MOVE. 8D LMFAOBBQLOLWTFLOLLOLOLOL.

End of story. 8D

And today, I went to Xaniele's house to play Fatal Frame Three. The Wandering Mother is FUCKING CREEPY. >_> Airah came along later. We squealed about the awesomeness of yaoi.

Peh, tomorrow I have tuition. Damn!

Labels: blather, gaming, WTFLOLWTF

FOR I AM LIKE ON FIE-YAH (fire) AND I'D LIKE TO BLOW SOME SHIT UP THANKYOUVERYMUCH. FOR TODAY, WAS THE MIXTURE OF AWESOME AND WTF THIS IS FUCKING CREEPING ME OUT.

After getting over the drama of tennis yesterday, I waited for the new day to start. It did. In a strange fashion. Now, some of you might know the sakit-hati-ness of my EPIC of the most EPIC battle with The End in Metal Gear Solid 3: Snake Eater which happened a few months ago.

A little trivia for all of you who don't know: The End is not 'the end'; he's an old man that's part of this group called the Cobras formed by the three major powers of the world and it's headed by this awesome chick called The Boss. Yeah, even her 'the' needs capitalizing. So, in simpler English, these guys are like the super elite of the elite elite soldiers. The End is the sniping dude.

So, naturally, there was a sniping shootout. It encompasses a large territory (three separate maps!!!) that you have to stalk around and snipe each other... So in other words... It was like hell.

Now, I'm not a very patient person. So I gave it a try. And I actually got patient - I waited out for the guy and all, and I was like, doing so well, I was freaking thisclose

I repeat,

THISCLOSE

To shooting his fucking eyeballs out and winning that fucking boss fight when suddenly, he sneaked up beside me and I got my ass shot.

Um.

Wtf.

WTF.

WHAT THE FUCKITY MC FUCKIT.

Yes, that was how the EPIC BATTLE OF THE EPIC OF BATTLES went. So I revisted the thing after a few months (MONTHS) because I wasn't kecil-hati with it anymore so I was like totally prepared to fight that fugly old man bitch. Okay, the CD was working fine. The people were working well. I was trying to remember Snake's control during the intro movie scene. The game loaded up.

And then it happened.

A mysterious new cutscene went up.

"Sir. I found The End - he's dead."

WTF? HE'S DEAD?

"What do you mean he's dead!"
"He's just dead, sir."
"Maybe he just died from old age."
"Wtf? He just kicked the bucket in the middle of the battle because of old age?!?"

YEAH EXACTLY I WAS THINKING OF THE SAME THING, MAN. HE JUST KICKED THE BUCKET WHEN I LEFT HIM THERE IN THE CONSOLE THE NONLIVING CONSOLE, MIGHT I ADD, FOR IDON'TKNOW HOW MANY MONTHS?

TALK ABOUT FUCKING-ABSOLUTELY CREEPY, DUDE. IS THIS THING ALIVE?

AND SENTIENT?

LIKE MY LAUNDRY?

BUT THAT'S ANOTHER STORY.

And. Like. A sense of pride went through me. Like, like my mind knew subconsciously that you have to stake it out for a few months and let your fury burn at it and let it die on its own. I... I don't know. Games just don't do that but when they do, when they actually know you're killing them off slowly, it's like... The best feeling in the world. It's like shooting someone in the balls without even looking in Rainbow Six: Vegas 2 (for the record, you can actually do that).

So later I found out that actually, yeah, the guy does die from old age. Apparently if you don't want to fight the guy at all, just save your game, reset your PS2, go to the configuration menu, fast forward the time to a few months (years if you really want to), and play the game. He'll, like, die. LOL. JUST LIKE THAT.

Seriously, makers of this game: AWESOMESAUCE.

In other news, it's really a lot of fun to dress up as Major Ivan Raidenovitch Raikov. Major who? Major Raikov, really. XD You can do practically anything when you're disguised as this guy - you can run around, you can roll around, you can punch the freaking guards. Oh my GOD. Playing this guy was absolutely the BOMB. I mean, come on.

"Well, you can do whatever you want now."
"Seriously?"
"Yeah."
"Even punch a guy in the face?"
"Yep."
"You're kidding me."
"No, I'm serious."
"Really?"
"Yes, really."
"Why's that?"
"Raikov's just that kinda guy."

Seriously. And, not to mention he's freaking hot and is Volgin (the bad guy)'s gay lover. XDDD (A reference to the girly looks of Raiden, protagonist of MGS2.) LMFAO. I mean, Volgin was totally grabbing Snake-In-Disguise-As-Raikov's crotch while in one of the cutscenes, and he said 'You're supposed to be in my room', so like srsly, implications of lovers there, totally. I dunno, I just find two sadomasochistic people who are totally in love with each other trying to rule the world horribly endearing. 8D

Labels: blather, gaming, wtf, WTFLOLWTF, yaoi

Not affectionate.

Infectionate.

It's not fun when your computer gets a worm. Now, according to my awesome cousin (by the name of ApEnG 8D) a freaking worm is a type of virus (at least in its own right) that keeps on multiplying and never stopping or something until your hardware goes boom. Now see, at 12 midnight of 9/8/08, right after the Olmypic Torch was flaming, my two PCs got a freaking worm. This worm isn't nice.

Now, if you're wondering how I can post online, it's because I'm using previously mentioned awesome cousin's laptop to do the job. He has Microsoft 2007, man. I can use it to type down my fics.

Argh, I haven't studied anything for the exams excluding freaking Chemistry and Biology. I'm sure I'll get pretty bad in BM, and not to mention both my Mathematics subject!!! I missed the fundementals altogether - YES, I am going to DIE.

Well.

In other news, I have been Guitar Hero-ing till my fingers are practically jelly. Guitar Hero Encore: Rocks the 80s fucking rules. I'm serious. The songs in there are freaking awesome. My favorites out of the 30 songs: Balls to the Wall, Turning Japanese, Wrathchild and the last encore song which is Play With Me by Extreme. It's seriously cute; the last song. So's the others. Except the fact that Turning Japanese is a song about a guy freaking masturbating >___>

And then, I need to read Bleach 321. Xaniele says you can only read it with a basin filled with detergent-water beside you. For immediate, emergency eye-washing.

I can't wait.

See you guys in school. (Unless you aren't going to my school. Which is like, cool, you know? You're like reading this and I probably don't even know you.)

(Wait.)

(What the fuck.)

Labels: blather, bleach, gaming, wtf