Wei, Chong Wei
Nah, this isn't a rant about Chong Wei and his suckishness at the Beijing Olympics.
This is a rant about Chong Wei's awesomeness, and how people should just lay off the guy just because he got a silver and not a gold. So, listen up people who think that he sucks. Just listen. Read my text here.
HELLO.
HELLO, RETARD. Yes, you, the guy who's dissing Chong Wei. HELLO. LIKE, TRY A LITTLE SOMETHING CALLED EMPATHY.
I AM LIKE SO SICK OF EVERYBODY DISSING HIM JUST BECAUSE HE GOT A FUCKING SILVER. FYI, IMO, THAT'S GREAT. AT LEAST HE GOT SOMETHING AND NOT NOTHING.
AND DON'T GIVE ME THAT BULLSHIT OF 'Oh, if he got something, he should do better in the final match then! 21-8 sucks!' It's fucking hard to cope under all that fucking pressure. I'm actually sort of surprised he got into the finals... And even then people diss him.
SO LISTEN UP. GO TAKE UP THE RACQUET AND SLAM DOWN THE SHUTTLECOCK ON THE SURFACE OF THE BADMINTON COURT IN LONDON'S OLYMPICS 2012, HMM? IF YOU CAN EVEN PICK THAT UP AND MOVE YOUR FAT LAZY ASS OFF THE COUCH. IF YOU CAN EVEN MAKE IT INTO THE OLYMPICS. GO SHOW YOUR STUFF, ASSHOLES. LAY OFF HIM OR I'LL BURN YOUR FUCKING BALLS. OH, I'M SORRY. APPARENTLY YOU'VE GOT NADA.
End rant.
Seriously, I'm so sick of people these days. 'Oh, I'm so disappointed in him!' Go fuck yourselves and go get yourselves a new pair of balls with that snippy mouth of yours. Wanna get snippy? GO TO THE STATIONERY STORE. I'M SURE THERE'S A PAIR OF SCISSORS WAITING FOR YOU TO SNIP AT THE PAPER. I'LL EVEN GET YOU AN A3 SIZED PAPER, DUMBFUCKS.