Hi. My name is Marr. I'm not sarcastic. I'm almost 16. I feel like kicking ass.

So anyway, talking about my day... Things to do... I'm participating in a debate. It's due next Tuesday. The topic is? 'This House believes that Malaysian schools are robbing students of their childhood'. I'm sorry? Please say that again? 'This House believes that -'

I fucking get it.

The best thing has to be the fact that I'm oh-so-wonderfully on the Opposition side - thankfully, it'll be a lot easier, since we're not going against the wonderful system we've got here. You know, I never knew there was a National Education Blueprint. Like, seriously, wtf, but really, I didn't know. Wtf!? I'm rolling on the floor laughing!

Check.

Tomorrow's the Prefect's Annual Dinner 2008. Congratulations, dickface, you don't have a dress. Fuck that! I'm getting that freaking thing if it's the last thing I do! My mom's gonna buy it tomorrow. Oh. Wow. Talk about motherly love. I love my mother. She's awesome.

I love my dad too.

I love my whole family la, let's leave it at that, eh? Yes, my friends, you are included in the bunch. I can name some of you. Like the Pumpkin-Tortoise couple out there. You guys. Yeesh.

(Btw, seriously, lay off ASH'S NEW HAIRSTYLE, huh?)

For Prefect's Annual Dinner, I'm probably gonna be my annoying self, belt out a few lyrics on If Tomorrow Never comes, and not to mention totally being unreliable on that day itself. I forgot. I have to buy a corsage. Fucking shit?

And then, I found out that I had to walk home all the way from Feewah's house to my house. There's a story. Apparently, I was sent to the place by my mom.

Mom: Omg, Marr lyk hai!
M: OMG Ma lyk hai! Why're you here aren'tcha spposed 2 be at lyk ur WORKPLAISE?
Mom: Lyk duh lawl I have to see ur brader over there writhing in pain and gots fevar.
M: Wtf fevar.

-brother writhing in flor-

Mom: Ya fevar.
M: OMG lyk okays. Can I lyk not cycling to lyk feewah's place 2day 'cause I tired and so unreliable and totally fsking lazeh?
Mom: Ya sure u need a ride?
M: thatll be liek so kewl, ma i luv u lyk totalli.
Mom: okais lets go

-so like we reach the place anyway-

And then after that incident I was like okay how am I supposed to get home? It was like tution and I finish at 4-30 and my mom gets out of the office at like 5-00, it takes an hour for her to get hurr.

FYI, that is like 6-00 for you people who dunno how to kaunt.

Anyway, back from the land of the Atrocious English. Long story short, it was 6.10 PM when I called her. Horrors of all horrors.

Mom: Haha lawl I'm stuck in a jam :D i won't make it in time. you got mengaji at like 7. go walk.

An Ode to Joy, anyone?

But it wasn't all bad. I walked back and met up with Xaniele. (You know who you are.) Walked back and noticed a freaking banquet done by the Fucking Rich Bastard that has a freaking Archway in his backyard on top of the hill. It's ridiculous, this house. Remind me to show you guys a picture of it.

Then I got home. Got mengaji la, what else?

The Mummy's tralier is playing beside me. Awesome. I wanna see that. I like the grown-up kid. He's so painfully stupid it's cute. Kinda like the analogy of Syahmi. He's cute, adorable, stupid and makes you feel the extreme urge to kick him in the face.

It's just the law of the world. You just go against it. It applies to Khalis as wells. D;

I'm signing out. xD I'm tired of typing about my boring adventures.

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